ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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