Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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