Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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