the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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