I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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