If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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