so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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