Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
im on a boat
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