Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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