So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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