have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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