Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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