I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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