I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
