i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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