this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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