I look better un-naked...
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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