I wanna bring you to show and tell
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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