these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My vagina is officially offended.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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