she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I currently don't understand fingers.
Panties = found
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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