Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
A bitchslap is in order.
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