White coat. Heels.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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