Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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