another moral hangover. fuck.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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