dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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