hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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