We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
we made out on top of his cat.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I think I sprained my soul last night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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