If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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