i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wish you could order shots online.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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