Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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