Quick, to the slutcave!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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