She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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