did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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