I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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