So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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