Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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