Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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