i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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