I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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