he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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