Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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