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I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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