I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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