his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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