it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
