I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
