38 yer olds are good kisserssss
please come you make the beer taste better
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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