i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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