spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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