If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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