I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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