I'm going to jail i love you
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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