I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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