so let's talk penis.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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