Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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